|Will the Govn'r and his outlaw biking gangs get leather vests? Please, Please no.|
I swear if they show up in leather chaps and patch-y vests, I will be forced to forever ridicule and humiliate them. And if they give themselves nicknames, like "Spider," "Jingles," or "Junkyard," I'll be forced to move.
I'm already embarrassed for them if it ends up looking half as dorky, wannabe as I imagine.