Kansas GOP Insider (wannabe): Midlife Crisis Tour 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Midlife Crisis Tour 2012

Will the Govn'r and his outlaw biking gangs get leather vests? Please, Please no.


The Governor and some of his friends are going to criss-cross the state pimping Brownback's "Road Map." They're doing it on motorcycles. Yuck.

I swear if they show up in leather chaps and patch-y vests, I will be forced to forever ridicule and humiliate them. And if they give themselves nicknames, like "Spider," "Jingles," or "Junkyard," I'll be forced to move. 

I'm already embarrassed for them if it ends up looking half as dorky, wannabe as I imagine.

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