I am the coolest person you know (or don't know).
Squeals like a school girl.
The National Review linked to my blog, which means someone at the National Review read my blog. I'm going to dine out on this one for like entire minutes -- since I'm anonymous. Sad face! Also squee!! Also, I totally broke that Mike Pompeo might primary Jerry Moran story.
Thanks for calling me first, Mike Pompeo polling outfit! Also, thanks to that liberal Tweeter, @LOLGOP, for cluing me in on my half second of fame.